Get ready for the ultimate immigration showdown! In one corner, we have George “The Keep-’Em-Out King” Borjas, Harvard’s hard-hitting economics heavyweight, and his squad of border control bruisers—Stephen “The Wall” Miller and Garett “The Culture Warrior” Jones! Together, they’re defending the gate, fighting to keep America’s sovereignty locked down. But they’re up against a force to be reckoned with! Facing them is the fearless Bryan “The Sultan of Let-‘Em-In” Caplan, backed by his fellow border buster, Alex “The Statistical Slammer” Nowrasteh. These champions of open borders are here to shatter barriers, break GDP records, and bring a new vision of immigration into the ring! Will the wall stand tall, or will open borders take the win? From economic smackdowns to cultural crossfire, this lyrical showdown has it all. Who’s taking the belt, and who’s hitting the mat? Don’t blink – this is the Battle of the Borders!